2.06.2009

Loneliness Leads to Laziness

If you find yourself struggling with loneliness.
You're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.


Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running.

Which leads to other demotivators...

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration,
which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.


When you wish upon a falling star,
your dreams can come true.

Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling
to the Earth which will destroy all life.

Then you're pretty much hosed no matter
what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.


It's over, man. Let her go.

Before you attempt to beat the odds,
be sure you could survive the odds beating you.


It's best to avoid standing directly
between a competitive jerk and his goals.


I expected times like this - but I never thought
they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.


That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.

You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

The harder you try, the dumber you look.

Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.

For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.

At some point, hanging in there just
makes you look like an even bigger loser.


I just love these! If you ever find yourself without a spouse for awhile and don't want to do anything important or worthwhile just plop down and read these. (despair.com) It's a great way to burn more than just time!

2 comments:

Mindy said...

Hahaha! Love it! P.s. How did you add the "reactions" thing at the bottom?

Chelsea said...

You go to the layout view and then click 'edit' on the big blog posts section. A blog configuration window pops up and it is in the list of things you can add or take off.